Eternity: I feel like we're on Cloud 9 ^_^
Dream: *serving her pink lemonade to go with the pink themed kingdom* We are...
Eternity: Oh yeah! ^_^ So, Lindsay, who's on the list today?
Lindsay: Well, let's see... *takes out her list* We have a new arrival rom Panama, a *saint*, and a batch of Girl Scouts-
Eternity: Oh the cookies came?!
Lindsay: Um, no, just the Girl Scouts.
Eternity: *face falls* Oh...well it's always hard to see the young ones go. Dream, any other news? How's the peace around Heaven?
Dream: I'm afraid it's in jeopardy, ma'am."
Eternity: What?!
Dream: Decree has been causing a bit of a stir around here lately...
Eternity: *groans* I should've known. *sigh* I'll have to deal with her at another time. Lindsay, tell me about that other new arrival, the young boy. What was his name?
Lindsay: *reviews her list* Oh yes, it was- *name disappears* Oh my gosh, it's gone!

MEANWHILE...
(We travel to the deep, dark corners of Hell, where the colors black and red are prominent, and four bitchin' resident angels are gathered around a cauldron.)

Decree: Is everything in order, Lark?
Lark: *sighing over a picture of the Devil himself* Yes...
Decree: Excellent...he should be here anytime soon now...
Lark: Satan?!
Decree: No, our special guest...
Mandy: *bouncing around* Ooh! Ooh! Lemme show you the new spell I created! C'mon, Decree, lemme show you!
Decree: Not now, I'm busy...
Mandy: No, c'mon, lemme show you!
Decree: I feel a headache coming on... *sigh* Go ahead...
Mandy: *raises her arms and with a wave of her two hands, an imp appears, flying and fluttering around* Hee hee hee...new minions of darkness! And they can be created at will! Aren't you proud?! ^_^
Decree: Yes, good work, but now I must concentrate. Tierra, do you have the shackles ready?
Tierra: Yeah.
Decree: Excellent! Now we watch...

(They peer into the cauldron- it is a scene of a city street at night. The view pans upward through an apartment window where a couple lie in bed.)

Girl: That was wonderful...
Evan: I know. But I really gotta get back to Sandra now. She's gonna get suspicious. What time is it anyway?
Girl: Ten-thirty...
Evan: Ten-thirty?! Aw crap! I really gotta go!!!

(He grabs his clothes and hastily throws them on. Then he races out of the apartment and down the stairs and across the street and all of a sudden >WHAM!< he gets hit by a bus. There's a bright flash of silver light as he descends rapidly downward, landing with a thud at the feet of the four most evil chics in the afterlife.)

Decree: Ah, right on time...as usual.
Evan: Eh?...AH! Who the hell are you?
Lark: Exactly.
Evan: Where am I?
Mandy: Why, Hell of course.
Evan: I am? Then who are you?
Decree: We are Hell's angels.
Evan: *Hell's* angels? Aren't you a little sexy to be evil?
Decree: The best kind.
Mandy: We're the welcoming committee!
Evan: Welcoming? What, do I get a parade or something?
Mandy: *waves her hands and a huge parade appears. Lark and Satan are on the top of the float, Lark swooning dreamily over him*
Decree: Cut that out! *snaps it away* Lark! Tierra! The chains! *only Tierra starts to chain him* *looks at Lark, still off in her own little dreamworld* Lark! Stop drooling over His Highness and chain up the prisoner!
Lark: But he's hot!...oh fine...
Evan: I think I like being chained up by four gorgeous women...kind of a turn-on. *wink*
Decree: That isn't the purpose you're gonna serve. No, rather you will be my evil minion for the rest of time and help me rule the world! *thunderbolt*
Evan: ...run that by me again?
Decree: *exasperated sigh* I need the power you possess to summon the Lord of Good and Evil and take over THE WORLD! *thunderbolt*
Evan: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, and I'm Elvis.
Mandy: *shakes his hand* Pleased to meet you, your pelvisness.
Evan: *gives her a strange look* Um...right. So could you, like, untie me now?
Decree: *starts filing her nails* Nope.
Evan: Great. I'm being held hostage by four gorgeous demons in the pits of Hell- *observes Lark swooning, Decree filing her nails, Tierra fixing her hair, and Mandy doing her makeup* -who only care about how good they look.
Decree: Hey, who ever said that Hell's angels couldn't have bouncy hair?!
Evan: *sweatdrops*

BACK IN HEAVEN...
(The angels have been watching the scene and are scared and outraged)

Eve: They have *our* prisoner! I mean newcomer!
Eternity: Oh dear this is bad. I knew we'd have to confront a problem like this one day!
Eve: What ever is the matter?
Eternity: That boy is the key to ruling Earth and all of the power that goes with it! Without him, we don't have much hope to summon the Lord of Good and Evil, and then we can't change all the world's hearts pure again. For milleniums Heaven and Hell have been fighting for control over peoples' hearts. I guess the battle will have to end with me and Decree.
Eve: Oh... :( I'm sorry, Eternity. I wish I could help.
Eternity: *lightbulb* You can! Eve, in order to get your wings, you must help the other angels rescue the boy and turn the world into good again. Then you will earn your wings and become a full-fledged angel.
Eve: Sounds tough, but hooray! ^_^ I'll finally get to be an angel! ^_^
Eternity: Wonderful!
Dream: I'll go down there and get the whole story. Be back in a sec! >POOF<

BACK DOWN...
(Evan is mumbling weak cries of fear while the other angels lounge around)

Evan: Um...can I have some help here?There's a spider...I hate spiders...
Mandy: *makes 12 others appear and starts changing them all different colors- red, yellow, blue, orange, green, polka-dotted, striped, & rainbow* Hee hee hee...
(Kaindell enters)
Kaindell: Hey hey sis! What's brewin'?
Decree: Our arrival has come...
Kaindell: Oh, he's cute! *winks at Evan* And chained up. Can I play with him?
Decree: Later. We have pressing business right now.
Zallery: Plus you have me for that. *licks Kain*
Tierra: *makes a face*
Lark: *dreamy sigh* I wish *I* had that with his Majesty...
Mandy: *gives her a sympathetic pat on the back*
>POOF OF SILVER LIGHT<
Dream: Alright, Decree, give up the boy.
Decree: Oh great, it's that stupid priss Dream. Well hello, dearie, what can I do for you?
Dream: You know what I want, Decree, stop playing games!
Kaindell: That sounded like a come-on!
Mandy: Oooh, can I turn her into a newt?!
Decree & Dream: A *newt*?!
Mandy:...well I'm getting better...
Dream: I really don't have time for this, I'll be late for the arrivals-
Decree: Your arrivals still haven't come yet? Eternity's a little behind schedule, eh? Well then how can you expect her to keep control over the power of this boy?
Evan: Before we go any further, ladies, can you *please* explain again what this "power" is?
Decree: *sigh* *mumble mumble half wit* You will never get it, will you, mortal?
Evan: *sweatdrop*
Dream: Give me the boy! He's rightfully ours! He has a pure heart!
Decree: Oh yeah? He was *cheating on his girlfriend*before he died.
Evan: Do we *really* need to bring that up?
Decree: I can't work like this! I will be in my mansion if anybody needs me! >POOF<
Dream: URGH! >POOF<
Mandy: *makes a face and goes back to making cupcakes*
Evan: Ooh, cupcakes!
Kaindell: Can I eat one off him?
Mandy: Don't bother, they're poison.
Evan & Kain: *sweatdrops*
Zallery:*wanders in while Mandy isn't looking* Oooh, cupcakes!

BACK UP IN HEAVEN...
(Dream has delivered the bad news to Eternity, and she has turned quite upset)

Eternity: This is just the beginning, I know it! Something bad's gonna happen if we don't stop those angels!
Eve: But we can't do this by ourselves!
Eternity: You're right...Eve, you stay here and protect the kingdom. Lindsay,  Dream, come with me. We're taking this to a higher power.
Eve: God?
Eternity: Not quite...Eve, while we're gone, this is what you're going to do... *whisper whisper*

BACK TO HELL...
(Decree has returned and everyone is gathered in the center)

Decree: Our plan is nearly complete. I want to get this over with as quickly as possible, and I know *just* the person to help...
Lark: Satan?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Decree: *annoyed sigh* No! But close...We are off, before day breaks...Quickly!
(They all leave, with only Evan remaining, shackled and hungry)
Evan: ...they forgot to feed me...again... *groan*
>POOF<
Eve: Shhhhh...
Evan: Hallelujiah!
Eve: Exactly! ^_^
Evan: Well *you* don't look evil.
Eve: I'm not.
Evan: Who are you?
Eve: My name is Eve. I've been sent to take you to Heaven where you belong.
Evan: Score!...Hey, you're kinda cute...
Eve: *sweatdrop* Let's go...
(she quickly unshackles him and replaces him with a stuffed decoy)
Eve: Quickly, before they return!

Until the next episode...

THE END
 

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