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Eternity: Thank you
so much for your help, Shell!!!
Shell: *going through
the 20 sacks of jewels she has recieved* Oh yeah, no problem...anytime...250,948,
250,949...
Angels: *sweatdrops*
Lindsay: Is there
anything else we need to know before you leave, Shell?
Shell: 250,962...
or was it 250,963? Dammit I lost count!!! Ah screw it... I'm sorry, I didn't
hear you...
Lindsay: I asked
if there was anything else...
Shell: ...Oh yeah!
Before I forget, there is one thing you must know. There is another angel
on Earth who you must find if you want the power to be really effective.
Eternity: Another
angel? I didn't know anything about that...
Shell: Yeah, well
there's a lotta things you don't know honey.
Eternity: Well what's
her name?
Shell: *rolls her
eyes and puts her stuff down* Here we go with the charades again...
Eternity: ^_^; um,
no that's okay, I'm sure we'll find her...
Shell: You better,
she's pretty essential. Well I'm off for now. Visit soon!
Angels: We will!
Buhbye! ^_^
Shell: Ta ta. >POOF<
Angels: *sigh of
relief*
Eternity: Another
angel, huh? Well we better get to work then! ^_^
(They all go back
inside)
DOWNTOWN...
(Decree has been
watching the scene in her cauldron and is pondering her next move...)
Decree: Another angel,
eh? Great... another Heavenly priss, just like the rest of 'em...
Lark: *flouncing
by on the phone w/ Satan* *Another* trip to Earth? I thought you just went
up there!...Yes you did! Last week, for the re-release of "Rosemary's Baby"...So
what is it this time?...
Decree: Lark, come
here, I need to speak with you...
Lark: Not now, I'm
busy!
Decree: NOW!!!!!
Lark: Eep! *hangs
up quickly* ^_^ Eh heh...
Decree: Good. Get
Mandy and Tierra over here too.
Lark: *mumble mumble
fine...* *goes off to get the other two and returns moments later*
Decree: Everybody
here?
Tierra: I'm sorry,
Decree, having trouble counting to four?
Decree: Quiet bitch.
Now then, I have just found out that those Heaven's Bitches are getting
another angel. This disturbs me, because they'll have a 5 on 4 advantage-
Tierra: *neatly
cutting in* And their head angel is already smarter than you.
Decree: *turning
several shades of red* I choose to ignore that considering I am being serious
right now. So here's the plan- one of you is to go to Earth and kidnap
the new angel. It won't be easy, considering Shell can't say who she is-
Tierra: If I may
for just a moment...
Decree: This better
be good, bitch, or you're gonna be sorry...
Tierra: Oh, I'm
sure. I think that if you just ask Queen Shell herself she'll tell you.
Her policy is not to help the allying group, but the summoning book says
nothing about telling others...
Decree: Are you
telling me that there's no rule against Queen Shell disclosing the angel's
name to us?
Tierra: Yeah...
Decree: That's a
splendid idea!
Tierra: Thank-
Decree: Glad I thought
of it ^_^
Tierra: *sweatdrops*
Whatever Decree...
(So they head off
to Queen Shell's throne room, this time on the *right* path...)
AT THE PALACE...
(Decree and group
are stopped by the two guards of Queen Shell)
Decree: We're here
to see Queen Shell.
Tierra: That was
fairly obvious to the gate workers, Decree.
Guard 1: Yeah, it
was.
Decree: Shut up
and take me to Queen Shell.
Guard 2: Queen Shell
has just returned from a long and exhausting journey. I'll go see if she
is accepting visitors... *runs off*
Decree: Spare me...
Guard 2: *entering
Queen Shell's throne room* Your Majesty... *bows*
Queen Shell: *yawns*
What now? I just got back from two days of torture. If that whiny little
brat hits on me one more time-
Guard 2: *ahem*
There are four angels here to see you, Your Highness.
Queen Shell: Again?
Well, okay, you can send them in. This better be worth it...
Guard 2: Yes Highness.
*scurries back* Queen Shell will see you now.
Decree: Damn straight...
*mumble mumble what is with these people? grumble* *pushes by and marches
her group into the throne room* Hey Shell!
Shell: Hey hey.
What's up Decree?
Decree: Actually,
Shell, we're here to ask you something. *approaches the throne*
Shell: Alright,
but make it fast, Springer is on soon...
Decree: *face is
inches away from the Queen's* Who is the newest angel in Heaven?
Shell: Oooooh, I
can't tell you that. The others can't find out...
Decree: Yeah, what
am I gonna do? Waltz right up to those tarnished pearly gates and be like
'Hey, my chicas, lemme tell you who your new ally is so you can harness
the drooling guy's power and take the world away from us!' ?!?!?!
Evan: *from up above*
I DON'T DROOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
Shell: *sweatdrops*
Well you could... I can't tell you anyway. No angels are allowed to know.
Tierra: *stepping
up* O contraire, Reina. *takes the rule book from Mandy* It says
right here that you can't tell the *Heaven's* angels or their allies. It
says nothing about us superior beauties. *confident smile*
Shell: Lemme see
that! Uh... *sweatdrops* *quickly scribbles something across the page*
Um...there, see??? ^_^*
Angels: *look over
and see that Shell has crossed out everything after 'You can't tell any
of the angels' in red marker*
Decree: Hey, you
did that just now!
Shell: Um...no?
Decree: C'mon, Shell,
fair is fair. Who's the new priss???
Shell: *defeated
sigh* Fine... her name is Cherry. She's a missionary on Earth and only
recently did she earn her wings, so now she's an elite angel and Dream
is going to find her this afternoon.
Decree: Thanks Shell,
bye!
*they run out as
soon as they get what they want and Shell is left in a cloud of dust*
Shell: *cough cough*
Wait, there's more!- ...They could've at least stayed for a game of Tiddly
Winks.... (Lark, you know you love that game!!!!!)
Oh well... hey, I didn't get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
..........................eh. *shrugs and paints her nails*
BACK IN DECREE'S
LAIR...
(The stellar angel
is thinking of a devious plan to capture the new angel and hold her captive.
The others are seated around, watching her intensely)
Decree: ...I've got
it!
Girls: *jump up*
WHAT?!?!?!
Decree: I know exactly
what we'll do. I'll send one of you as our "Earth advocate" to find the
new angel and bring her back here. Then, when those stupid air heads figure
out what has happened, they'll come flying down here and we shall capture
them as well!!! Mwa ha ha!
Girls: ... *blink
blink*
Tierra: ...I think
that might actually work...
Decree: Yes, of
course it will ^_^ Now, who should I send to Earth...
Tierra: *waving
her arms frantically* PLEASE LET ME GO! PLEASE PLEASE! I NEED TO GET OUT
OF HERE!!!!!!
Decree: Hm... *looks
around*
Tierra: FOR THE
LOVE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL, PLEASE!!!!!
Decree: I think
I'll send...
Tierra: *practically
on the floor begging*
Decree: ...Mandy.
*smug smile*
Mandy: Heh heh heh...
*conjures up some cool clothes and prepares for her trip*
Tierra: MANDY?!
But she's the *mage*! You uh...need her here for uh...stuff! C'mon, this
isn't fair!
Decree: Tough nails
babe. Now hurry up, Mandy, I don't want any time wasted!
Mandy: Gotcha! >POOF<
Decree: Excellent.
Now let us watch...
(They gather around
the center cauldron to spy upon the future captive. In the pot, there is
a picture of a lovely city park, and on a bench sits a lovely girl with
a fabulous figure. She is dressed non-conservatively and is reading "How
To Take Over The World In Ten Days Or Less" *copywrite 2001; Tammy's Satanic
Bookstore*)
Girl: Hmm, that
could work too...
(And so the angels
watch intently, as the newest Heaven's angel sits unaware of the surveillance
she is under)
MEANWHILE ON EARTH...
(Satan has arrived
at his posh hotel and is tired of being cooped up inside)
Satan: A walk would
be nice. There's a lovely park down there, and I'm sure a stud like me
could pick up a hot chic or two... *he saunters downstairs and across the
street to the bench where the angel is sitting* Well hello there my little
dove...What's your name?
Girl: *doesn't even
look up*
Satan: *takes the
book and tosses it away* My you're pretty... mind if I get a closer look?
Girl: Yes, I do.
*grabs her book and storms away*
Satan: *chases after
her* Hey baby, wait! Don't I at least get a name?
Girl: It's Cherry.
Satan: Well mon
peti *Cherry*, I'm sure we will meet again... And
my name is Lucifer. Remember it, cuz you'll be screamin it later...
Cherry: Later than
sooner I hope...
Satan: Hey, you
better watch it baby. I'm a powerful man.
Cherry: Oh, I'm
just so sure. *she quickly casts a spell and a rainbow-colored bolt of
lighting shocks him. She then stalks away to a small, somewhat suspicious
building across the street and enters cautiously*
Satan: Well well
well... I wonder what she's doing in there... *cough cough strip club cough
cough* ... better take a peek... *he puts his own surveillance device on,
so now there are two groups watching the poor girl* This pretty little
thing will learn who she's dealing with... I'll show her not to mess with
the Devil...
BACK IN HEAVEN...
(The angels are
formulating a plan to receive their ally. They are seated around looking
somewhat discouraged)
Dream: Isn't there
*any* way we could figure out who she is?
Lindsay: We can't
contact whoever she is until we know her name...
Eternity: And even
then, how would we find her? We can't ask anybody, we need to do this ourselves...
Lindsay: Hm... Maybe
we should call the Angel Helpline. I'm sure *somebody* there can help us
with this!
Eternity: Well,
we might as well give it a shot. They *are* on Earth after all... *she
picks up the phone and dials*
???: Hello, Angels
Helpline, my name is Cherry...
Eternity: Oh, hello
Cherry. This is Eternity. You must be new, I haven't seen you around before...
Cherry: Actually
I just started today. But I'm only here for a little while...
Eternity: Oh? Why's
that?
Cherry: Actually,
I'm going to work as an angel soon-
Eternity: Wait,
what??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cherry: I was promoted
to an angel. I leave for Heaven in a few days-
Eternity: You mean
to tell me that you're our new angel???
Cherry: Um...yes?
Eternity: Wow, we've
been looking for you for 5 whole minutes!
Cherry: Well I'm
right here.
Eternity: Well I'm
glad we found you! ^_^
Cherry: Uh...yeah...so
I guess I'll see you in four days then...
Eternity: Definitely!-
Oh, but watch out for those Hell's Angels. They're spiteful ones they are...
Cherry: Oh, I can
take care of myself. Actually, just today some skeevy stranger was hitting
on me, but I taught him good. ^_~
Eternity: Oh, you
really should be careful of those...
Cherry: Yeah. And
he was tryin to use some lame pickup line, somethin about screamin his
name... it was an odd one at that. I must admit that it sounded a little
strange...
Eternity: Oh? And
what was it?
Cherry: Lucifer
or something like that...
Eternity: *goes
pale* Um...he didn't happen to be really hot, did he? With gorgeous black
hair and these piercing blue eyes...?
Cherry: Well I wouldn't
call a skeevy old stranger *hot*, exactly, but I guess he was good looking...for
a pedophile...
Eternity: Um, honey,
there's something you should know about that man...
Cherry: What?
Eternity: He's the
Devil...
Cherry: Oh, ex-boyfriend,
eh?-
Eternity: No, I
mean, he's the *DEVIL*... as in *evil* honey...
Cherry: ...ooooooooh
@#$%...
Eternity: Yeah,
we gotta teach you some things when you get up here...well, I'm sure you
can cope for the next few days. Just stay away from him and any other suspicious-looking
girl, they might be dangerous...
Cherry: Oh, I'll
be *fine*! What could possibly go wrong?
Eternity: I dread
those words but oh well...Toodles!
*click*
Eve: ...That was
easy.
Eternity: *sigh
of relief* Yeah...let's go get facials!
(They flounce off)
BACK IN HELL...
(Decree has just
finished surveying the scene and is sitting around with two very messed-up
angels)
Lark: *practically
hysterical in tears* That bastard!!!!! What a cheating lying !@#$%^@#$YTU@#$^%&@#$^&#$^&#@$^&#$^%&#@$^%&@#$TY#@$RY#$^Y#@$^&#@$%^&*#@$^&#$^%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tierra: ...Yeah,
I agree.
Decree: well hopefully
Mandy can get to her before she leaves. I'll just give her a call...
>RING
RING<
Mandy: ... *gets
scared and pushes a bunch of buttons* Hello, hello?!?!?!?!?!?! MERCY, SPEAK
TO ME!!!!!!
Decree: Relax, crackass!
It's just me!
Mandy: *stares suspiciously
at the phone* Me who?
Decree: Your boss,
now stop screwing around!!!
Mandy: ...Oh! hee
hee... Yeah, what's up?
Decree: I don't
suppose you've found the girl yet...
Mandy: Nope, but
I did find some really neat shiny things...
Decree: *annoyed
sigh* Well we've located her. She's in this little building across from
some large green place...
Mandy: *looks around
and sees a huge green building* Oh, I'm right by there!
Decree: Perfect!
Any small buildings around?
Mandy: *looks around
and finds spots a small building with a metal door and a sign that has
"XXX" blinking in neon lights above it* Yeah, there's one...
Decree: Perfect,
I suppose you should look in there...
Mandy: Okay, bye!
*walks off*
Tierra: ...we're
screwed.
Decree: Yup...
BACK TO CHERRY, WHERE
SHE'S *SUPPOSED* TO BE...
(Cherry is sitting
around looking really bored. The phones aren't ringing so she decides to
leave early)
Cherry: You know
I bet the angel's wouldn't mind if I went up there early. Nothing's happening
here...
>RING
RING<
Cherry: Oh, wait
a minute... *picks up the phone* Angel Infoline, Cherry here-
???: Well hello
my tasty succulent little treat...
Cherry: Oh God my
Creator...what do *you* want?!
Satan: >POOF<
*is now practically standing on her* I thought that you might need a little
something to take your mind off of your work...
Cherry: Yeah, well
it sure as hell isn't you...
Satan: Funny you
should mention that...
Cherry: *pushes
him off of her onto the floor*
Satan: Ah, feisty...
Cherry: *shivers*
ew, you're skeevy...
Satan: No, I'm *evil*...there's
a difference.
Cherry: Yeah, well,
I'm an angel, and I don't associate with the likes of you. Now leave me
alone!
Satan: *gets up*
Fine...but don't think this is the last encounter my love... >POOF<
Cherry: *shudders*
Oh good Lord... I better go before he comes back... *starts getting her
stuff ready*
BACK OUTSIDE...
(Mandy gets kicked
out of the X club, looking completely repulsed)
Mandy: ...0_0 ...that
was *not* the right place... *she wanders along until she comes to the
park* Hm....big green place, eh? *spots the Infoline's HQ building* Hmmm...
I think I found it! *runs over and enters*
(There stands Cherry,
making sure everything is in order before she leaves)
Mandy: Heh heh heh...this
is gonna be *easy*! *points her finger and a fireball pops out, heading
straight for Cherry*
Cherry: *unaware*
Hm...oops! *drops her keys and bends down to retrieve them*
*The fireball flies
by but misses the initial target and hits the computer, blowing it to pieces*
Mandy: Damn!!!
Cherry: *startled*
Oh dear! Talk about faulty equipment... *shrugs* Oh well, I'll just take
it up with the angels as soon as I arrive... >POOF<
Mandy: Dammit! She's
more crafty than we thought... *spots a shiny hollogram sticker* ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
0_0 *runs over to stare at it* 0_0
...
IN HEAVEN...
(The Angels see
that their newest member is making her way up, and they run to the gate
to welcome her)
Cherry: >POOF<
Wow, that was fun ^_^
Angels: *stop and
stare a her*
Cherry: ...wha?
Why are you all staring at me???
Angels: ... *sweatdrops*
(In front of them
stands a cute little 12-year-old wearing a frilly pink dress (the angels
uniform) that is one size too big on her instead of being form-fitting.
She *looks* like an angel, and she has the powers of one, but...)
Eternity: Um, hello...Cherry...
Cherry: Hi! ^_^
Lindsay: *aside
to Eternity* Um...*this* is the new one?
Eternity: *mumbling
back* Yeah, but uh...there's something not right...
Dream: Perhaps we
should take her to Queen Shell...
Eve: Good idea,
I bet she'll know what happened...
IN QUEEN SHELL'S
THRONE ROOM...
(Shell is examining
Cherry as the poor girl stands there a little frightened.)
Shell: Well... *sigh*
There's absolutely *nothing* wrong with her...
Eternity: But she
doesn't *sound* like the mature chic I talked to on the phone...
Shell: *sighs and
sits back down on her throne*
Eternity: ...Well
what is it?
Shell: She changes
forms...
Angels: HUH?!?!?!?!
Shell: She's about
18 on earth, but she changes into a 12-year-old when she gets to Heaven.
Eternity: ...I didn't
know that...
Shell: I already
told you, there's *a lot* of stuff you don't know.
Eve: Well then why
does she do that?
Shell: Celestial
time zones. Her body changes when she's in the different levels of the
universe. In Hell it's 20, Earth is 18, and Heaven is 12...
Lindsay: Well what
about here in Limbo?
Shell: Here, she's
still 12 cuz she's a Heaven's angel and she keeps her angel form...Does
any of that make sense?
Eternity: Yes...so
there's no way to make her older when she's home?
Shell: No...you
just have to learn to work with her like this.
Cherry: ...can we
go home now? I'm sleepy...
Eternity: Sure hun.
Let's just say goodbye to the Queen...well, goodbye Shell. Thanks a lot!
Shell: Sure, any
time... um... *opens her hand*
Lindsay: Oh yeah...
*hands her 2 sacks of jewels and gold*
Shell: ^_^ Thanks
a bunch! Come visit anytime! Ta ta!!!
SO BACK IN HEAVEN...
(The angels have
returned and are deciding what to do next)
Eternity: I don't
think we can get much done if she's not old enough to really understand
much...
Dream: Ma'am, if
I may... There could be some advantages to this. She can fit into small
places and would make a great decoy...
Eve: And we can
play with her hair ^_^
Eternity: Yeah,
well that all sounds nice but... If we really need to utilize her powers,
we gotta think of some way to make sure she understands...
Cherry: Could you
please not talk about me as if I'm not here?
Eternity: Sorry
sweetie...
Cherry: And I'm
good for lots of things. I still have the knowledge of my 18-year-old self,
so I can do just about anything you can...
Eternity: ...you
can?
Cherry: Sure! ^_^
Lindsay: ...That
was easy...
Cherry: I'm gonna
go take a nap...buhbye! *she goes off to her room*
MEANWHILE, IN HELL...
(Decree is furious
that her plan failed and is trying to contact Mandy)
Decree: She better
think of a way to fix this!
Tierra: *sigh* Haven't
you learned by now? If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself...
Decree: ...But that
would require exerting some effort...
Tierra: *sweatdrops*
*sigh* Why do I bother?
Decree: Lark!
Lark: *still raging
with anger* WHAT?!?!?!... *ahem* Sorry...
Decree: I want you
to go up to Heaven and kidnap that stupid little brat, Cherry-
Lark: GLADLY!!!!!!
SHE MUST DIE!!!!!!!! I'll just slip her one of Mandy's poison cupcakes...
heh heh heh...>POOF<
Decree: *sigh* I
underestimate that one.
IN CHERRY'S ROOM...
(Lark arrives in
Cherry's room, where the little girl is preparing to rest)
Lark: ALRIGHT, LISTEN
UP!-
Cherry: Eep! Who
are you???
Lark: *looking around
when she spots the little child* ...Oh, hello little girl ^_^ I'm looking
for a chic named Cherry...
Cherry: I'm Cherry...
what did I do wrong? *curls up into a little protective ball*
Lark: *blink blink*
*YOU'RE* Cherry?!?!?!?!
Cherry: ...Yeah...
*gives her a strange look*
Lark: Ew! He is
such a perv! Going after a little girl... ugh, honestly...
Cherry: Um...what???
Lark: ^_^ I'm sorry
little girl... *pats her on the head* I'll be going now. Ta ta! >POOF<
Cherry: ...That
was strange. *shrugs* *yawn*
SO LARK RETURNS TO HELL...
Decree: What happened?!
Lark: ... 0_0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Decree: What? What
is it?!
Lark: ... *blinks*
Decree: ...Fine,
I'll go up there myself...Honestly, nobody can do *anything* around here...
>POOF< *she lands in Cherry's room*
Cherry: EEEEEEEK!!!
*curls up again* Who are *you*?! You're dressed like that other lady who
was in here. But you're a scary lady...
Decree: *stares
at the girl* ...*YOU'RE* the new angel?!?!?!?
Cherry: Last time
I checked...
Decree: ... *falls
over laughing* And here I was thinking you were a threat!!!!! Bwa ha ha!!!
Cherry: Whatever-
Decree: Alright,
listen Pineapple-
Cherry: It's Cherry...
Decree: Yeah whatever,
they're both types of fruit. Now pay attention Orange-
Cherry: Cherry!
Decree: What*ever*!
What's important is that *I* am the head of Satan's Angels, and you'll
be seeing a *lot* more of me soon, so don't forget it.
Cherry: Oh I never
forget a scary face. Bye Miss Scary Lady!!!
Decree: AND I AM
NOT SCARY!!! >POOF<
Cherry: *blink blink*
Things are getting weirder and weirder...
UNTIL NEXT TIME...
THE END.
Okay, now go ahead
and complain!!!!!!!!
Okay I will! I AM
NOT SCARY!
Hee hee, yes you
are ^_^
... -_- I hate you...
Okay then... Well,
that's it for now. But I *promise* that I'll have another episode really
soon!
Yeah, sure ya will...
Shut up! ...For
now, go back
and mess around, sign the guestbook, or whatever ^_^