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MEANWHILE, DOWN IN
HELL...
(Lark is raving
about the new angel in a fit of fury.)
Lark: That stupid
ho stole my man! She won't get away with this! And to think that she's
only like, what, 11?
Tierra: 12.
Lark: What*ever*!
Ugh, they're *both* sick!
Decree: His Highness
is still on Earth, correct?
Lark: Yeah. But
the angel went back to Airheadland.
Decree: so, all
we have to do is capture the angel, show her true form to His Highness,
and he'll be all yours.
Lark: Perfect! Who's
gonna go up there?
Tierra: Please me!
*please* let me get out of here!
Decree: I'll do
it.
Tierra: Oh! OH!
LEMME GO! LEMME GO!
Lark: Alright, go
Decree. Make sure you don't come back empty handed!
Tierra: Noooooooooooooooo!
*sigh* You suck.
Lark: And I'll go
up to Earth and get Lucifer.
Tierra: Are you
sure that you don't want to stay here and wait for their arrival?
Lark: *thinks for
a moment* Positive.
Tierra: Are you
*completely certain* that you don't want *me* to go up there
instead?
Lark: Um...no, that's
okay. I'll go. ^_^
Tierra: >donk<
Fine...
(cut to the Heaven's
angels)
Eternity: I think
it'd be best if we sent Cherry back to Earth. There's gotta be lots of
work she can do down there!
Cherry: I miss my
home. :( And Tammy...
Eve: Tammy? Who's
that?
Cherry: She's my
best friend in the *entire* universe! She runs a Satanic booksore right
by the park. ^_^
Eternity: *Satanic*
bookstore?!
Cherry: Yeah! ...Is
that bad?
Angels: *sweatdrops*
Lindsay: Hey, whatever
floats your boat...
Cherry: Can I go
home now?
Eternity: Definitely.
(The angels join
hands and chant. There is a glow around Cherry and she disappears, spiraling
back to Earth.)
???: *falls into
the glowing (but now empty) circle* Damn, I was this close!
Eternity: Ahhh!
Decree, what are you doing here?!?!?!
Decree: *gets up
and dusts herself off* Apparently nothing now. What a waste!
Eternity: Where
you looking for someone?
Decree: Yeah, that
little brat of yours...what was her name? Coconut?
Eternity: It's Cherry.
Decree: Yeah, her.
Well she's not around, so uh...see ya! >POOF<
Lindsay: Things
just keep getting stranger and stranger around here these days...
BACK ON EARTH...
(An 18-year-old
Cherry lands with a thud back in the office.)
???: So you have
returned to me, my little Cherry sundae.
Cherry: *gulp* What
are you still doing here? *shudders*
Satan: Waiting for
you my love. *inches closer to her until she is backed up against the wall
in a sitting position*
Cherry: *gulp*
Satan: You know,
Cherry is a very unusual name... Can I pop you?
Cherry: Ick! *curls
herself into a ball*
Satan: Heh heh,
perfect angel of entry...
Cherry: Ew, gross!
You're so skeevy! *jumps up and runs out*
Satan: Wait my little
dove! We were meant for each other!
Cherry: *runs out,
across the street, and into the park, when all of a sudden...*
???: Gotcha!
(Mandy catches Cherry
in a net and ties her up)
Mandy: Decree's
gonna be so pleased with me! >POOF< *goes back
to Hell*
Satan: *running
out of the building, sees nothing* *sigh* Fate as brought us together only
to drive us apart.
???: There you are
Lucifer!
Satan: *sweatdrops*
Hi, Lark.
Lark: I've been
looking for you!
Satan: Oh really?
And why's that?
Lark: I have a surprise
for you back in the lair.
Satan: *sweatdrops*
Oh yeah?
Lark: Uh-huh! Come
on!
(They return to
Hell as well)
DOWN THERE...
(All the angels
and their master are gathered around a large lump covered in a sheet. Satan
has no clue what's going on.)
Mandy: This is gonna
be good...
Decree: Your Highness,
we've noticed that you have been courting a certain young angel, and we're
not talking about Lark.
Lark: *disappointed
sigh*
Satan: *sweatdrops*
I uh...don't know what you're talking about. *cough*
Decree: It's alright,
Your Highness. Because we know something you don't.
Satan: Hey, I already
checked it out! She's legal, you got nothin on me!
Angels: *sweatdrops*
*give him puzzled looks*
Decree: Actually,
I was talking about something else. Your most prized possession is actually
no older than Mandy's reading level.
Mandy: I worked
hard on "The Cat in the Hat". ^_^
Satan: What are
you talking about?
Decree: Lemon is
no older than 12!
Satan: ...Who?
Tierra: *cough* *whispers to Decree*
Decree: Alright,
Cherry, whatever! Observe! *pulls the sheet off and there sits a confused,
frightened, 18-year-old Cherry*
Satan: *sweatdrops*
Decree: Huh?! I
don't understand!
Lark: Me neither!
Who's *she*?!
Tierra: That's Cherry!
Lark: It can't be!
Cherry's a little 12-year-old baby!
Decree: That's what
I thought too!
Mandy: *pulls the
masking tape off of Mandy's mouth* Are you really a giraffe?
Cherry: What?
Decree: This makes
no sense...
Cherry: I figured...
Lark: *That's* who
you've been chasing after, Satan?!
Satan: *defeated
sigh* Yes. I can't help it, I chase after anything in a short skirt.
Lark: *hikes her
already short skirt up a little more*
Decree: Ugh, what
a ho.
Lark and Cherry:
I am not! *glare at each other*
Mandy: *unties Cherry*
I'm more confused than I usually am.
Tierra: So am I.
Cherry: Um...Can
I...? *points upward*
Decree: *sigh* Yeah
yeah, might as well.
Cherry: Uh, thanks.
>POOF<
Satan: No, come
back my Heavenly wet dream!
Lark: *smacks him*
(So everybody sits
there confused, and as it turns out Cherry goes back to Earth and Satan
remains in Hell and there's really nothing left to do but resume what they
do best...which is, uh, nothing at all... *sweatdrops*)