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Ang: I want padded
walls!
Tierra: Quiet, brat.
Ang: I'm not ten
anymore!
Tierra: Than quit
whining!
Ang: *glare* I want
padded walls, they're fun to bounce off of!
Decree: Oh for evil's
sake, the reason we took them away in the first place is because you gave
yourself two concussions doing that! But if it means that much, fine! *snaps
her fingers and it's done*
Ang: ^_^ Thank you!
Tierra and Decree:
*sweatdrops*
Decree: Now then,
we have some business to discuss. We have been waiting far too long to
regain our captive, that mortal. After I return from Court-
Lark: You're going
to Court?!?!?!?!
Decree: *sweatdrops*
Uh...no...
Lark: WEEEEEEEE!
I GET TO SEE MY BELOVED! *runs off to pack*
Decree: *beating
her head against the floor* Why do I put up with this, why why why...
Tierra: Forget about
it, continue.
Decree: After I
return from Court, I plan to regroup and sneak into Heaven. With some short
diversion and a good plan, it should be a piece of cake.
Mandy: I like cake.
^_^
Ang: Don't we all?
Decree: I'm off
now, apparently this business is pressing. Farewell, girls. *is about to
leave when Lark comes racing back in*
Lark: Okay, ready!
^_^
Decree: O~oh god...
(so they take off
on their journey.)
A WHILE LATER...
(They arrive. Think
anything interesting happened on the way? You're wrong. So anyway, they
arrive at the gate once more. Decree is eager to see what was so urgent.)
Guard: Name please.
Decree: For cryin
out loud, how many freakin' times have we been here?!?!?! Don't you know
me by sight?!
Guard: *ahem* Sorry
miss, procedure.
Decree: *rolls eyes*
I'm Decree, Satan's Head Angel. *duh*
Guard: Have any
ID?
Decree: Ugh, out
of my way, loser! *pushes past the gate*
Guard: *radios the
throne room* Uhhhhhhhh, we got a code 4...
Satan: Huh? A code
*what*?
Guard: Intruders,
sir.
Satan: What do they
look like?
Guard: Uhhh, one's
tall and blonde, and the other's of medium height, dark hair, skanky-
Satan: *pales* That
sounds like Decree and Lark...well you can let the blonde one go ahead,
but uh, restrain the other please.
Guard: Yes sir.
Decree: *bursting
into the throne room* Your Majesty. *bows*
Satan: Is Lark with
you?
Decree: Um, no,
did you want me to get her?-
Satan: NO! *cough*
No no, that's okay, this wouldn't interest her much anyway. I have some
important news for you, Decree. You see, as it turns out, we have a new
angel named Reia. She's been promoted from our Personnel Department.
Decree: ...We have
a Personnel Department?
Satan: ...no...
Decree: *gives him
a strange look*
Satan: Anyway, that's
not important. The important thing is that you meet her in your realm at
approximately 8pm sharp tonight. You have to teach her some basics, but
she knows her own magic. I think that's all I needed to cover, so-
Lark: LUCIFER!!!!!!
*runs rampant through the throne room and hops on his lap*
Satan: *to himself*
I hate my afterlife...
Decree: *sweatdrop*
I was just finishing up here, Lark. C'mon, we gotta go home.
Lark: But we just
got here.
Decree: But now
we need to go.
Lark: I don't wanna.
*clings to Satan*
Satan: *mouths*
Help me...
(It takes a good
'nother hour to finally pry Lark away, but they finally get her off and
the girls travel back home.)
MEANWHILE...
(Mandy and Ang are
sitting on the couch when there's a knock at the door)
Mandy: *hops up* I'll get it! ^_^ *opens the door* *blinks* Who are you?
(Well whadda ya know - there stands a medium height girl, with long silver hair and stunningly strange red eyes. She's dressed in her own rendition of the uniform, and carrying a teal carpet bag.)
Girl: *monotone*
My name is Yvet.
Mandy: It is?
Girl: *blink blink*
Sure why not.
Mandy: Well, um,
how can I help you?
Girl: I'm the newest
angel here. Are you Decree?
Mandy: Nuh-uh, I'm
Mandy. Decree is at court right now. Come on in.
(So the girl enters.)
Mandy: *points to
Ang* That's Ang.
Girl: Hello.
Ang: *waves*
Mandy: make yourself
comfortable. Would you like anything to drink?
Girl: A martini
might be nice.
Mandy: Okay, I'll
be right back ^_^
Girl: *sits on the
couch*
Ang: So, how are
you?
Girl: Homocidal.
Ang: *blink blink*
Hey, my kinda girl. ^_^
Girl: *stares at
her*
Ang: ...what?
Girl: You have the
largest spot of black ink on your cheek.
Ang: OMG, I DO?
Gotta scrub that off! >.< *runs out*
Mandy: *comes back
with the drink* Okay, here ya go, one martini. ^_^
Girl: I asked for
club soda.
Mandy: ...no you
didn't...
Girl: Yes I did.
Mandy: *is a bit
confused* Okay... *goes back into the kitchen to change the order*
Ang: *comes running
back in, a little annoyed* I didn't have anything on my cheek!
Girl: *blink blink*
Ang: grr...
Mandy: *comes back
out with the club soda* Here ya go, all better. ^_^
Girl: .............
Decree: *comes storming
in* Damn traffic... *stops when she sees the girl sitting on the couch*
Oh, you must be the new angel.
Mandy: Her name
is Yvet. ^_^
Girl: No it isn't,
it's Sarah.
Decree: I thought
your name was suposed to be Reia.
Reia: ...so it is.
Angels: *are a bit
confused*
Decree: Well then,
I'm Decree. Pleased to meet you.
Reia: Same here.
Decree: I've been
informed that you come from our Personnel Department? Can you, uh, explain
to me exactly what type of promotion you got?
Reia: Certainly.
After saving the children from the burning bus, I was named "Heroine of
Hell" and given the position as new head angel.
Decree: *pales*
Oh my God...
Reia: No, I lied.
Angels: *get even
more confused*
Decree: Well then,
now that that's all cleared up... *sweatdrop, weird looks at Tierra*
Tierra: *shrugs
with one of those "don't look at me, I don't have a freakin' clue" looks*
Decree: Now then,
basic information...well, you already have your outfit. And nicely done
too ^_^ *ahem* Of course you'll be staying here with us in our domain.
Actually, you came at a very oppertune time. Tonight I'll be discussing
our plan to break into Heaven and reclaim our mortal captive. I assume
you know the story?
Reia: Yes, I have
been well informed by my superior officers.
Decree: Um...whatever.
Well, I guess I'll get this meeting started then. *ahem* Now, as you all
know, those Heaven's rejects have the mortal, the same one that is the
key to the apocalypse. Anyway, my plan is to sneak in late tonight, while
they are all unsuspecting, take the captive, and sneak back out, without
any of them ever knowing. Once safe back home, we will lockdown our security
and chain the prisoner. Therefore, no one can interfere, and we can begin
his training.
Tierra: *flatly*
sounds good to me...
Decree: Perfect
^_^ Meet me outside the ninth gate at midnight exactly. You will recieve
further insructions then. But for now, get some rest.
(the angels go off to rest)
AFTER A LITTLE WHILE...
Reia: *sneaks into
Tierra's room at around 10 that night. Tierra is sleeping lightly* *poke*
Decree has put me in charge of the operation and fled to the mountains.
Tierra: *rolls over*
No she didn't...
Reia: Yes she did.
Tierra: Whatever.
You are seriously weird...
AND MUCH LATER, AT
MIDNIGHT PRECISELY...
(The angels have
gathered around the outskirts of Hell and are listening to Decree give
instructions.)
Decree: Alright,
we'll have to split up when we get there. Reia, it is imperative that you
keep a lookout in the front while we're inside. Mandy, Lark, I'll need
you two to keep the prisoner silent and bring him back here. Tierra will
be keeping watch through the hallways. I will be supervising. Any questions?
Reia: *raises her
hand*
Decree: Yes?
Reia: *puts her
hand down and gives her an odd look*
Decree: Did you
have a question?
Reia: *raises her
hand again* No.
Decree: *is beyond
confused* Anyway, if there's nothing else, then we fly!
(And so they travel up to Heaven to execute their plan.)
A BIT LATER...
(Reia is already
stationed at her post. Lark, Mandy, and Tierra are all inside. Decree remains
outside, slowly creeping around and keeping an eye out. Meanwhile, the
other angels are returning from a night out.)
Eternity: Yeah, Lindsay,
and I can't believe that your sister is actually- *stops dead in her tracks*
OMG, that's Decree over there! After her!
Decree: *sweatdrops*
*runs like Hell* (haha)
Eternity and group:
*chases after them*
Decree: *runs past
Reia into the palace and takes a sharp left*
Eternity: *runs
up to Reia* Um, who are you?
Reia: I'm your new
palace guard, Polonious.
Eternity: Um okay.
Did you see where that girl just went? she's an intruder!
Reia: Of course
madame. She went that way. *points right, in the totally opposite direction*
Eternity: Thanks!
*they continue the chase*
MEANWHILE...
(Lark and Mandy
are looking for Evan's room...)
Lark: ...Where are
we?
Mandy: That's what
I'd like to know. *looks around at all the pink* *shudder*
(They come to an
ornate wooden door)
Lark: Maybe this
is it...
(They push it open,
and sure enough, after all that time, they have found Evan, peacefully
asleep.)
Lark: *creeps over
to him* Be veeeeery veeeeeery quiet...
Mandy: Are we hunting
wabbits?!
Lark: Shh!
Mandy: *pokes at
his sleeping form*
Evan: *snore* *snort*
Lark: C'mon, get
up...
Evan: *pops an eye
open* eh, huh? W-who are you?
Lark: *sweatdrop*
We're, uh...
Evan: Ooooh, you're
my dream angels, aren't you? Sexy, sexy dream angels... *drool*
Lark: *looks at
Mandy desperately and mouths "What do we do?!"*
Mandy: *sweatdrop*
*shrug*
Lark: *turns back
to Evan* Uh, dream angels...yes...we've come to take you away. *smile smile*
Evan: *drool* Okay...
*stands up* Heh heh...
Lark: *shudder*
Come on then...
(They sneak out)
BACK AT THE GATE...
(Heaven's angels
come strming back to have a word with Reia)
Eternity: Hey, she
didn't run that way! You were just leading us on, liar!
Reia: No I was not!
Eternity: *studies
her outfit* Wait a minute...you're one of *them*, aren't you?!
Reia: *blink blink*
I don't know what you're talking about.
Eternity: You're
a Hell's Angel!
Reia: I most certainly
am not!
Eternity: Liar!
Reia: *gasp* You,
miss, are mad!
AT THE SAME TIME,
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CASTLE...
(Decree is keeping
an eye out for any of the other angels. She is surreptitiously tip-toeing
around the halls when suddenly...)
???: Who's there??
Decree: *spins around*
*frown* Oh Lord....
Cherry: Hi Miss
Scary Lady! ^_^
Decree: -_-* Go
back to bed, Mango.
Cherry: It's Cherry!
*sticks her tongue out*
Decree: Whatever.
Cherry: What are
you doing here?
Decree: Plotting
your demise, now scat!
Cherry: *crawling
onto her back* Can I braid your hair?
Decree: No chance
in Holy Hell!
Cherry: *starts
braiding it anyway*
Decree: *growl*
I am not amused...
Cherry: Ewwww, you
have split ends.
Decree: 0_0;; WHAT?!?!?!?!
Cherry: yeah, they're
icky.
Decree: ACK! Screw
the others, I gotta get home and deep condition! *runs off*
Cherry: *shrug*
*goes back to reading her Sweet Valley High books*
AT THE END OF THE
NIGHT, BACK IN HELL...
(The angels are
all scattered about the room. Mandy and Lark have Evan chained against
a wall. He's obviously not too happy. Decree is sitting with brown goop
in her hair. Reia is studying "How to Take Over the World In 10 Days Or
Less", purchased from none other than Tammy's Satanic Bookstore. ^_^
Anyway, all the angels are grumpy and tired and not too happy with what
they had to go through.)
Evan: *whines* I
should learn how to think with my head and not my-
Decree: That's enough,
mortal. Quit your whining.
Lark: All that pink...
*twitch, twitch*
Mandy: Yeah, and
it was Pepto pink at that.
Lark: *shudder*
*twitch*
Reia: *highlighting
things in her book* Uh-huh, that looks good...
Decree: What in
Lucifer's name are you doing?
Reia: I'm learning
how to make a souffle.
Decree: *gives her
a weird look*
Mandy: *trots over*
Oh, I make a mean souffle, you don't need this cookbo- *looks down at what
she's reading* Heeeeey, that's not a cookbook!
Reia: What are you
talking about? Of course it is.
Mandy: Nuh-uh! It's
says "How to Take Over the World In 10 Days Or Less" right here on the
cover!
Reia: *pause* You're
all crazy.
Decree: Reia, put
the book away, nobody is taking over the world yet, especially not you.
Reia: *garden snap*
Mandy: hey, does
anybody know where Tierra is? I wanted to play Hungry Hungry Hippos...
UP IN HEAVEN...
Tierra: *sitting
on Cherry's bed looking really really pissed. She's getting her hair braided*
Just you wait until I get back down there, you'll *all* be sorry for leaving
me... -_-